jokes & joys

I'm exhausted in every way possible. But I'm doing something a little different for your viewing pleasure. Love it, or Hate it. IMMA DO ME. I need to sleep...

Jokes:
-the week before spring break. You want me to study? for a test? but I'm supposed to be on the beach in 48 hrs, how do you expect me to focus?
-economics. you aren't fooling me. you have no explanation for anything, and only define things after they've happened/continue to happen. sit down, and shut up. stupid class.
-pleasing people. I try so hard. I fall so short. I take everyone's opinion about what I've done or how I do it to my grave, I'm pretty sure. But that's over with for the moment. No more energy left in this unworthy flesh!
-almost falling off the bus today... actually I wish I would have so then I could have just laid there until jesus himself came and picked me up during the rapture. I CAN'T GO ON. (me, being dramatic)..
-trying to get a skirt off of a mannequin today. I may have thrown a slight temper tantrum in defeat...
-how bout sitting across from mr. beautiful today on the bus... I tried to holler, but it must have been the grease in my hair, and the non-makeuped face that got me the weird looks.... take it or leave it, boys.
-HA doing lunges at walk-a-thon on saturday, and today being the first day I can walk wihout any pain. I need to exert energy more often than never...

Joys:
-my best friend having her first ever capernaum club today! and 12 kids showing up. He is so faithful my friends. So faithful.
-spring break at my finger tips. I can smell the beach you guys.. I can taste it on the tip of my toungue.
-Kaityln Cross. It's been a rough week in the life of Lauren Southard, and the only thing keeping me sane or alive, is Kaitlyn Cross. God bless her.
-The "Lauren's with an 'L'" at club last week, then finding out all the high school boys were quoting us at campaigners. GIRLS ARE FUNNY, YOU GUYS!
-Beth Moore bible study at Karen Bonner's every wednesday. We had a full on ice cream bar, people. Also, the fact that Beth taught us today, that I am allowed to say "No" to people! wait.... WHAT?!
-Heating pads are a gift from the sweet baby jesus himself.
-Having a house for next year.
-Happy hour at sonic does wonders for my soul. seriously.